200 words, rated R. And yes, this is about Amazon…
Tamberlin lazily fumbled for the remote, knuckles bumping into a wall of empty beer bottles. Her phone buzzed. She ignored it, rubbing her bare nipple. No work today, even if boss-man pleaded. She was pissed and in no temper to give charity to idiots. A religious imperative really.
The front door clicked. She dropped the remote, going head first to fish it off the floor. When she looked up, the Zon delivery guy stared back, wide eyed, package balanced in hand.
She reddened, closing her legs. “What? You’ve never seen a naked woman before?”
That startled him, prompting the package to tumble, contents making a definite shattering noise.
Tamberlin shot up, swaying. “Son of a! That was my hundred-dollar Seth statue!”
He hemmed and hawed, clearly horrified. “It’s only my first day.”
“Your last, if you don’t compensate.”
He backed up as she came forward. “How?”
“Make me happy, fucker!”
They locked eyes. He breathed like a cornered beast. “I could-”
“Get on with it!”
The door closed. He stripped. Very satisfactory, ox strong, hung like a horse.
“Back door, front door?” he asked sheepishly.
Tamberlin bent, ass cheeks framing wet pussy. “Haven’t had much luck with the front lately.”
Meno Silencio ©
Dear readers: Update on my upcoming book ‘three threesomes for the price of one’? I’m planning on putting it out tomorrow : D Still formatting the living daylights out of it, so that meatgrinder doesn’t spit it out as confetti… I will post here on my blog when it goes live, and if I haven’t told you guys already, I’m offering it for free the first week! So something to make your weekend even better. Feel free to get drunk and curl up with my book ; ) Just make sure to sober up before you post a review. lol For coherence’s sake.
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